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Firestar: Hi! I'm you're host here on the Talents of Warriors Show, and here are the judges! Lionblaze, Jayfeather, and... Hollyleaf? Where the heck is Dovewing?

Hollyleaf: I think she wants her and I to take turns being judges. This is my week.

Random cat: BOOOOOOOOO!

Firestar: Ugh... Darkstripe, you keep your darn mouth shut.

Darkstripe: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Firestar: [kills Darkstripe] Okay, our first contestant is Hawkfrost! Wait, what? Hawkfrost? Ugh.

Hawkfrost: Gimme that pencil. (scribbles note and shows it to Firestar) Ha!

Firestar: I HATE BRAMBLCLAW I HATE FYRSTAR I HATE EVRYTHING EXCPT TH DARK FORST :-P:-P:-P

Lionblaze, Jayfeather, Hollyleaf: press buttons

Firestar: You're disqualified. Next up, Sasha and Tigerstar! Ugh... how many Dark Forest cats are gonna be here today?

Sasha, Tigerstar: [act all smoochy]

Firestar: Next is Frostfur, Icewing, and... Dovewing? What the heck? Singing Taylor Swift's Bad Blood??? WHAT?

Frostfur: I'm main singer, Icewing, Dovewing, and Whitewing are backups.

'Cause baby now we got bad blood

You know it used to be mad love

So take a look what you've done

'Cause baby now we got bad blood

Icewing, Dovewing: Hey

Frostfur: Now we got problems

And I don't think we can solve 'em

You made a really deep cut

And baby now we got bad blood

Icewing, Dovewing, Whitewing: Hey

Frostfur: Did you have to do this

I was thinking you could be trusted

Did you have to ruin what was shining now it's all rusted

Did you have to hit me where I'm weak baby I couldn't breathe

I rubbed it in so deep

Salt in the wound like you're laughing right at me

Oh, it's so sad to think about the good times

You and I

'Cause baby now we got bad blood

You know it used to be mad love

So take a look at what you've done

'Cause baby now we got bad blood

Icewing, Dovewing, Whitewing: Hey

Frostfur: Now we got problems

And I don't think we can solve 'em

You made a really deep cut

And baby now we got bad blood

Icewing, Dovewing, Whitewing: Hey

Frostfur: Did you think we'd be fine

I've still got scars on my back from your knife

So don't think it's in the past

These kinds of wounds they last and they last

Now did you think it all through

All these things will catch up to you

And time can heal but this won't

So if you come in my way just don't

Oh, it's so sad to think about the good times

You and I

'Cause baby now we got bad blood

You know it used to be mad love

So take a look at what you've done

'Cause baby now we got bad blood

Icewing, Dovewing, Whitewing: Hey

Frostfur: Now we got problems

And I don't think we can solve 'em

You made a really deep cut

And baby now we got bad blood

Icewing, Dovewing, Whitewing:

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