Firestar: Hi! I'm you're host here on the Talents of Warriors Show, and here are the judges! Lionblaze, Jayfeather, and... Hollyleaf? Where the heck is Dovewing?
Hollyleaf: I think she wants her and I to take turns being judges. This is my week.
Random cat: BOOOOOOOOO!
Firestar: Ugh... Darkstripe, you keep your darn mouth shut.
Darkstripe: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Firestar: [kills Darkstripe] Okay, our first contestant is Hawkfrost! Wait, what? Hawkfrost? Ugh.
Hawkfrost: Gimme that pencil. (scribbles note and shows it to Firestar) Ha!
Firestar: I HATE BRAMBLCLAW I HATE FYRSTAR I HATE EVRYTHING EXCPT TH DARK FORST :-P:-P:-P
Lionblaze, Jayfeather, Hollyleaf: press buttons
Firestar: You're disqualified. Next up, Sasha and Tigerstar! Ugh... how many Dark Forest cats are gonna be here today?
Sasha, Tigerstar: [act all smoochy]
Firestar: Next is Frostfur, Icewing, and... Dovewing? What the heck? Singing Taylor Swift's Bad Blood??? WHAT?
Frostfur: I'm main singer, Icewing, Dovewing, and Whitewing are backups.
'Cause baby now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look what you've done
'Cause baby now we got bad blood
Icewing, Dovewing: Hey
Frostfur: Now we got problems
And I don't think we can solve 'em
You made a really deep cut
And baby now we got bad blood
Icewing, Dovewing, Whitewing: Hey
Frostfur: Did you have to do this
I was thinking you could be trusted
Did you have to ruin what was shining now it's all rusted
Did you have to hit me where I'm weak baby I couldn't breathe
I rubbed it in so deep
Salt in the wound like you're laughing right at me
Oh, it's so sad to think about the good times
You and I
'Cause baby now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look at what you've done
'Cause baby now we got bad blood
Icewing, Dovewing, Whitewing: Hey
Frostfur: Now we got problems
And I don't think we can solve 'em
You made a really deep cut
And baby now we got bad blood
Icewing, Dovewing, Whitewing: Hey
Frostfur: Did you think we'd be fine
I've still got scars on my back from your knife
So don't think it's in the past
These kinds of wounds they last and they last
Now did you think it all through
All these things will catch up to you
And time can heal but this won't
So if you come in my way just don't
Oh, it's so sad to think about the good times
You and I
'Cause baby now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look at what you've done
'Cause baby now we got bad blood
Icewing, Dovewing, Whitewing: Hey
Frostfur: Now we got problems
And I don't think we can solve 'em
You made a really deep cut
And baby now we got bad blood
Icewing, Dovewing, Whitewing: